keepin' it classy since 1996



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waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

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alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

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officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

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